We do not need a bailout

They've been saying it for years, yet everyone with any sense has realised that Spain was pretty fucked after the property boom and bust "We do not need a bailout" "We do not need a bailout" "We do not need a bailout" "We do not need a bailout" "We do not need a bailout" "We do not need a bailout" "We do not need a bailout" "We do not need a bailout" Oh, alright then, can we have €100 BILLION ? And, can we please not call it a "bailout" ? Twitter is awash with plays on words today, about how to refer to the Spanish problems. So, following "Grexit" for Greece, we have :- Spailout Spanic Spankrupt Spandex Nobody expects the spanish debt position At least we can laugh I suppose....