I have long been one to complain about the level of customer care in Spain in general, and Spanish banks like UCI and Solbank in particular. But since returning to the UK we have encountered a couple of ridiculous situations. BT was the first, which is ongoing, and covered in earlier blogs.
The second is the wonderful London Congestion charge. Here is what happened :-
The GLW (good lady wife) drives in to London, and her normal route blocked by roadworks, so she takes a detour and has to do a U-turn in a road which may be inside the charging zone.
She's not sure, but thinks we may have to pay the charge.
I go onto the website and follow the payment process
Put in her number plate and it identifies the make and model of car
Great , the system has recognised the car so it must have entered the zone, I thought
As a test, I entered the number plate for my car, and the system allowed me to start paying the congestion charge for yesterday
Hang on - my car didn't get within fifty bloody miles of the congestion zone yesterday!!!!!!
So I call them :-
"My wife thinks she may have entered the zone yesterday"
"Well you can check on a map"
"She doesn't know exactly where is was, so she isn't sure"
"Oh, well we aren't linked to the camera capture system"
"So you don't know and can't tell us if the car entered the zone?"
"So if I don't pay, because we aren't sure, then what happens?"
"Well if she went in the zone, you will get a penalty notice"
"OK, so if I pay, and she didn't go in the zone, then we get a refund?"
"Because the congestion charge in non-refundable"
"But you are forcing me to pay, although you can't tell me if I need to pay, so if I didn't need to pay, I am wasting 10 pounds?"
"Sorry. We don't have access to that data"
Jesus. I spent years living in Spain not believing people that said how fucked-up things were here. How can they not tell you if you have to pay the charge - it just implies that you have to pay or suffer a bigger fine........